some jokes

I was talking to this guy at a bar this weekend and when he asked me why I came to Loyola all the way from MD I told him I had a prophetic dream leading me here. Then my friend Hannah told him her name was Amber. Oddly enough he kept talking to us.

Some of the girls did a survey at school to find out what languages the children at our school speak at home with their parents. One of the kids wrote, "beans and rice."

Usually I don't see the kids from my school outside of school which is odd because I live in the neighborhood. However, my luck ran out as I was buying a large bottle of wine at the grocery and one of my little first graders says, "Hello Ms. Maxwell!"

One of my students today decided to adopt a Jamaican accent. The entire day. We were lining up to go to lunch and the teacher said, "Will you please move that chair?" to which he responded, "Ok mon."